Free Crappy Portraits

 

Saturday
Jan282012

Spaceship Doodle

Submitted by Dajana J.

Here's pic of me and my boyfriend, taken about 2 years ago. We are couple of metalheads/gamers/nerds who like to have fun, act immature, compose crappy music, etc. We've been together for 4 years, and 6 years before that we were best friends. So...I'd like to put a smile on his face and I wish you could help me. Draw anything out of this. It doesn't have to be a portrait, it can be spaceships doodle, really doesn't matter. Oh, just to mention, it would be really cool if you can manage couple of lightsabers there.


Saturday
Jan282012

My Little Pony

Submitted by Jennifer L.

This is a photo of my daughter, Isabel, obviously having a blast riding a giant chicken on the merry-go-round. She just turned 4 on January 11. She has long brown hair, which you can't tell in this photo. Isabel LOVES My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, especially Fluttershy, the yellow pegasus with pink hair  She likes spaghetti and pancakes, chocolate milk, coloring pictures and reading stories.  Isabel loves animals, too (yes, those are bunny boots on her feet.)


Saturday
Jan282012

Baked Pineapple

Submitted by Makenzie B.

We're college students. We don't drink as often as the beer pong table in the background may suggest, but almost. We love the Badgers. I love Spanish! He loves microbiology! We were at an ugly Christmas sweater party, but Korey usually dresses like that anyway. We're dating. It's great. Tonight we made baked pineapple... you should definitely try it. Cut up the pineapple into long strips, and drizzle a bit of melted butter over them. Sprinkle it with a bit of sugar, then cinnamon. Bake at 400 for 25 minutes, and you won't regret it! We'll both graduate in May. I'm from Wisconsin, and I love this state. Korey is from Indiana, and he loves Wisconsin (because who could really love Indiana?) Also, I'm kind of obsessed with my cat. His name is Kippy. He's grey and looks like a miniature lion.

Portrait by Tina K.


Friday
Jan272012

Fight like enemies

Portrait by Kelly L.

HE loves penguins, farming, her and riding dirt bikes.

SHE blog and Facebook stalks like there is no tomorrow, wishes she had never got those bangs, is addicted to basketball, but secretly wants to be a cheerleader, and thoroughly enjoys peeling the heck outta potatoes.

THEY love to laugh, fight like they're enemies (she has a mean punch, he's too much of a gentlemen to do anything about it.)

Portrait by Scott C.
Friday
Jan272012

Spinsterhood—Bring it on!

Submitted by Tamara D.

I'm a very soon to be (gasp) 40 year old (double gasp) single girl. The whole single thing isn't new nor is turning 40…so I'm not sure why my family is acting as if this will be the year of the great demise of all my hopes and dreams, but alas, I apparently will have officially achieved (like I did it on purpose) spinsterhood. This is compounded by the fact that I'm the middle of 5 children and all the others have married and have/or will procreate. I have given my parents a adopted-grandchild in the form a fluffy adorable little cocker spaniel named Sadie, but apparently she doesn't really count. I'll say this for Sadie…she kisses and cuddles with the best of them, and she never begs for money (just french fries)…..so I just don't get it??? They should really see the genius in my circumstance- I am footloose and fancy free (free enough with my moola to have taken each sibling individually on an fancy international vacation and my niece to Ireland for high school graduation gift) and loving life to the fullest- (things I love with my whole heart: cave aged cheeses, travel, old cook books, Jane Austen novels (I know- cliche), haunted castle hotels, my hybrid highlander, my loud interfering, supportive and loving family and…. Sadie! So- bring on 40- if this is spinsterhood, I'm in!!!!!!!


Thursday
Jan262012

The Blonde Bond

Submitted by Kariane G.

This is me and my best friend, Ashley. She is the one with the white top and black skirt. We call ourselves the Blonde Bond, and we're pretty obsessed with being blonde. Ashley is absolutely obsessed with the singer Drake, and eating about 20 vitamin C tablets a day. I want to be a fashion journalist so I love the news, and clothes. We both make up words all the time and people are always laughing at us. We actually have twin pomeranians, too. Ashley's is a boy named Colby and mine is a girl named Lola.

Portrait by Rachel R.


Thursday
Jan262012

Hungry Seagulls

Submitted by Vita

I would really love a free crappy portrait of me and my best friend Sameer. Normally I draw us a lot but he says my drawings aren't very good (not much of a friend, is he?) so I thought it would be fun to get someone else to draw us instead. This photo was taken when we were going on a bus trip to the beach in Great Yarmouth, East Anglia in England! That was the last day I saw him before he went to university, so it was a very important day for us. We had ice cream and got attacked by a bunch of hungry seagulls, so it was a pretty great day.


Thursday
Jan262012

General badassery

Submitted by Adam S.

I like bicycles, sports, and general badassery.


Wednesday
Jan252012

Climbing Trees

Submitted by Aleisha B.

I'm 24 and I like owls and cats. I like to laugh, and I LOVE to SING! (don't be fooled though, I'm not good at singing at all). And apparently I like to climb trees.